Hey guys theres something wrong with my cock..
Firstly the patch of skin under its head has gone from red to brown, and its looking a lot more saggy.
Secondly it looks pretty small, like its not been fed propery.
Its really slow, might be old age but not likely as i bought it 4 years ago from asdas and it was pretty small then.
And most of all it doesnt seem to be able to fertilize any eggs!
I’m wondering whether I should just give up and roast it for dinner. Anyone got any suggestions?
11. June 2009 at 7:38 am
first of all GROSS! and second… really fucking GROSS! Quit trying to fuck anyone… go to the doc and get it removed… or just go to your garage and get your weed wacker and get rid of it yourself… you will totaly be more happy after its gone anyway… Then you wont have the pressure of trying to be a real man with a jacked up broken penis.
28. June 2009 at 1:55 am
What the hell are you trying to fertilize eggs for? And what girls are you giving date rape drugs to in order to try? Because I know no bitch in her right mind would let you touch her with that dinky dilly. Bought it 4 years ago?
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3. July 2009 at 7:35 pm
Yea, you need to visit doc .Im guessing thats not really cock ,thats wart…….