Please take a look at my little jalapeen-o (graciously named by Goddess Sara -he got his nickname because he is a small, angry looking thingy which bends up when stiff). Flaccid, it’s a 3inch mini elephant trunk. In all its glory, it’s a whopping 4 3/4 inch wonder! It’s pretty skinny and veiny too. I keep the pubes shaved to make it appear -well, not so pathetic. Didn’t work too well, I guess.
The concensus among the women that have seen my shrimpster is ‘it’s SO small!’, ‘is that it?’, or ‘aw, that’s sooo cute…’ It’s been giggled at, outright laughed at, ridiculed, felt sorry for, scolded, talked down to, given nasty names, humiliated, pulled, slapped, punched and kicked. However, I have gotten a number of finger-jobs, and a few BJs out of it (wow, she can swallow my entire dickie
). And even the occasional pity fuck. Usually it’s back to the old three-finger squeeze-’n-tug though… The last time I tried to have sex, I had to pay for it. The woman could hardly contain her ‘enthusiasm’. After a lot of squeezing, jerking and sighing, she finally saw it wouldn’t get any bigger. She let me hump around in her cooch for a while, but I couldn’t get off. So she told me to stand in the middle of the room, and jerk my little peeny until it squirted, while she got ready for her next client. Humiliated much? Naaaaah!
Would my little jalapeen-o qualify for a pity fuck with any of you?